List of things to do life (specific cool stuff,...
1. Make love to a Barry White song compilation mix. 2. Sit out on the ocean on surfboards and bro talk. (taken from I Love You, Man) 3. Go to Disney Land with hella money and bunch of friends or loved one. 4. Live in an apartment with my all my best friends. (this one is actually happening, i cant wait) 5. Skydiving. 6. Have sex before 20 while listening to “Teenage Dream” with at...
Reblog with the name of your genitals.
al—-: -hipsterpolice: Aaron Carter. Richard Simmons Jupiter
This is kinda the greatest thing ever
If you have known me for a while, i’ve probably showed you this. If not, please click, it is one of the best things i have ever seen in my life. http://spearupyourass.ytmnd.com/ And i dare you to stop it, i dare you.
I want to rape someone in public...
and when someone tries to stop me, i’d be like, “It’s ok, I’m a doctor”
I WENT WITH JORDAN AND SEAN AND MAX LANDON AND PAT TO STIVERS (FORRESTY AREA BY THE ELIZABETH LAKE WATER PARK) AT NIGHT TIME AND AS WE WERE PULLING OUT OF THE PARKING LOT….. WE SAW DUMBASS CATS. LIKE AT LEAST 15 FULL GROWN CATS ALL TOGETHER. BROWN ONES AND ORANGE ONES AND GRAY ONES. IT WAS FUCKING CRAZY DUDE.
sofapizza: goddamn i just spent forever tying to get a funny or die clip to work in the dashboard with no success. but thank jeebus i just found it on dailymotion, & now- IT’S ALIVE!!! so please watch my favorite conan clip (where he visits martha stewart) because it took me forever to get it working. and because conan comes back tomorrow. :D this is why conan is my idol
jerrbear: We’re getting our house fumigated/tented this weekend because of termites. Fun Obviously your house needs more concrete.
I was bored in math today
So, i started making a list of every movie i’ve ever seen, ever. Then i sat at Starbucks with some improv buddies and they helped me expand the list, then some girl gave me a free caramel machiatto because they messed up her order. Anyway, remembering all those old movies you haven’t thought of in years is quite the thrill. I think i got to like 400 so far. Also, since talking to...
Short, gay tumblr post
I am really bad at living life. I need to change that. I get sad because i’m not having as much fun as other people, but there’s nothing to blame really besides my own bad fun planning skills.